Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
*(This is called "Positive Thinking"* 😄😄)
Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc :- How come???
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜
*(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 👍)*
A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
*(This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂)*
This one is *classic* !!
A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it :
"Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you can't..!!!!" 😅😅😅
at 10:24 AM