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Wednesday, September 21, 2016

LAUGHTER LINES!

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged 

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? 

*(This is called "Positive Thinking"* πŸ˜„πŸ˜„)

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜

*(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" πŸ‘)*

A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

*(This is self confidence in its peak πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)*

This one is *classic* !!

A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it :

"Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you can't..!!!!" πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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