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Friday, August 4, 2017

LAUGHTER LINES!

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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: 

''Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall on your 
head and kill you.'' 

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. 

The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was 
going to cross the road. 

Once again the voice shouted: ''Stop! Stand still! If you take one 
more step a car will run over you and you will die.'' 

The man did as he was instructed, and a car came careening 
around the corner, barely missing him. 

''Where are you?'' the man asked. ''Who are you?'' 

''I am your guardian angel,'' the voice answered. 

''Oh yeah?'' the man asked. ''And where the hell were 
you when I got married?''

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