ZANZIBAR NI KWETU BLOG CHANGES ITS NAME TO HUSTLERS' BLOG!

• Call us FOOLS, 
• Call us NINCOMPOOPS, 
• Call us MEGALOMANIACS,
• Call us EMPTY-HEADED, 
• Call us IMBECILES,
• Call us IDIOTS, 
• Call us NUTS, 
• Call us WENDAWAZIMU, 
• Call us NDULI,
• Call us RUTO-MANIACS
• Call us BABA-PHOBIACS

Call us by whatever bad name you have, but this blog is now officially called HUSTLERS' BLOG. It is the new centre of propagation of hustlers' news.

After yesterday's inauguration of the new President in Kenya, our blog's top brass met online in order to take a common stand, because Baba's refusal to attend the swearing-in ceremony confused us all and we did not know which way to go.

The online meeting was long and raucous (noisy) and went on for 22 hours non-stop, and which in the end led to the unprecedented instant dismissal of several key senior writers and posters of the blog, for their pro-Baba sentiments. 

Those dismissed with immediate effect included our star representatives stationed in Greece and in Germany. 

Our representative from Fuoni (Zanzibar) was severely reprimanded by the Board of Directors for inviting Baba to recuperate and heal in Zanzibar after the shocking defeat he suffered in the hands of hustlers.

In this meeting, the management team of Zanzibar Ni Kwetu, unanimously decided on two things - first and foremost, to stand firm behind the Hustler-In-Chief and secondly to change the blog's name to Hustlers' blog. 

Sadly enough, it is still in our records that, we, Zanzibar Ni Kwetu, not long ago, wrote of  the Hustler-In-Chief as being too rich to lead Kenya - a nation of poor peasants and workers and at one point we even wished that he be banished for ever to his village (in the Rift Valley Province) to continue selling chicken and leave politics to Baba. Well, that was our stand during the election campaigns when we were getting free chibuku from Baba. 

In analyzing the Hustler-In-Chief's hustling ideas, Zanzibar Ni Kwetu has come to realize that he is a go-getter person and an aggressive entrepreneur. He cannot simply be dismissed as a mere power-hungry young man who ran for the presidency against an old fearsome pug who wears a perpetual Marxist-Leninist scowl over his face.

Please, don't be stupid like us when not long ago we thought of Baba as a messiah. If you still think so, then you better go to Kidongo Chekundu Mental Hospital for a thorough mental check up. Most probably one of your wires is loose!